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You are an old school friend of the bride’s.


You both frequently got out of trouble by acting innocently, but you became so good at it (and there was so much trouble to evade) that you developed a knack for it.


Now you’re the lead in a hit TV series “Tossed in Austen”, a costume drama based on Pride and Prejudice that’s set in a salad kitchen.

You long for Hollywood success but your only offer so far is “Mansfield Pork” which your agent declined on your behalf without showing you the script.


You’re always ready for some red carpet action so if you’re not wearing an evening dress with a plunging neckline and thigh-high slit, you slum it with a little black dress and diamond studded handbag..

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