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You are an old school friend of the bride’s.


You both frequently got out of trouble by acting innocently, but you became so good at it (and there was so much trouble to evade) that you developed a knack for it.


Now you’re the lead in a hit TV series, a costume drama based on Pride and Prejudice that’s set in a salad kitchen.

You long for Hollywood success but your only offer so far is “Mansfield Pork” which your agent declined on your behalf without showing you the script.

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