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Growing up on the mean streets of the suburbs of Milton Keynes, life has always been, well, pretty boring.

Fading into the background was easy, feeling like another grey carbon copy of those milling around you, but it wasn’t enough.

So you decided to don some shades, adopt a pretty sketchy Cockney Keynes accent, and reinvent yourself as Fifty Shades - a modern day rapper poet.


Your first album, “Fifty Shades of a Colour I Chose at Home Base That They Can’t Remix Anymore” became a critical success overnight


You wouldn’t be caught dead without the latest hip-hop fashion, so pretty much everything you’re wearing has a designer logo. Jeans, t- shirt, trainers and of course, shades are set off by some serious bling.

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